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Post by Luke on Oct 29, 2008 8:32:02 GMT -5
I'm doing a comics project and I need to gather some of the most awesome, semi-literate, suggestive spam subject headings that you have received.
Help a brother out and post them here. If you are confronted by some annoying crap, think of me.
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Post by JTagmire on Oct 29, 2008 19:24:48 GMT -5
I have an old aol account that is currently maxed out at 1000 messages (all of which are spam). Here's the best of the past week.
j. tagmire You Won
Re: our love meetings
It's OK to look
Japanese Miracle Sheds Belly Fat
You don't have to be over 40 and alone
Easiest way to gain in length and girth
Never Scrub Your Toilet Bowl Again
and one that I swore was from Colossal Cockhole:
24K in 24 hrs, Are you ready for my Next Challenge.
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Post by Colossal Cockhole on Oct 29, 2008 19:57:35 GMT -5
Tired of your timeshare? Let us buy, rent or sell it!
Protect Your Skin on us
Get a Free Child Safety ID Kit... from Gerber
New & Quick Way to Keep Your Pet's Nails Trim!
Have You Invented Anything?
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Post by Colossal Cockhole on Oct 29, 2008 19:58:17 GMT -5
and one that I swore was from Colossal Cockhole: 24K in 24 hrs, Are you ready for my Next Challenge. I wonder if we could turn that into a challenge somehow, without us all going to jail |
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Post by Luke on Oct 29, 2008 20:09:36 GMT -5
Anything todger related? Enlargement will be a theme of the first issue.
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Post by jessica on Oct 29, 2008 21:51:14 GMT -5
Getting really fat? Lose weight with our consultants!
It is fashionable to be physically fit!
What every man needs to know to be able to satisfy a woman.
Minimize your expences on enhancing and get the best result ever.
Healthy intimate life is a key to your success.
Casanova style of life.
Wake her up with your new long rod.
Like young women, but dont feel able to satisfy them?
We kept the last bottle of enhancing especially for you.
Enlarge your brest and let other women die from envy.
Give 7 nights of pleasure to your beloved one.
Take it half an hour before and notice the difference
You want to display your power and health
Burst through your pants in 2 months
Sam's new size made me jealous
Reward yourself with 3 inches
Huge-ass pole with daily medication
Experience deeper sex with a huge pole
Can you satisfy your girlfriend
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Post by Luke on Oct 29, 2008 21:55:06 GMT -5
Those are great.... you know I just realised that it says "todger" in my post. That's the lack of foresight with messing around with the censor filter the other day. I meant to say p-e-n-i-s.
If people see weird words being changed then you may have been victim of the filter. You'll note that the word M-U-P-P-E-T gets automatically changed to fuckpuppet.
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Post by Colossal Cockhole on Oct 30, 2008 6:48:35 GMT -5
I just figured you were being creative in your phrasing. now I find out its a lie. I don't know what to think anymore.
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grug
Gad about Town
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Post by grug on Nov 6, 2008 0:39:27 GMT -5
Not useful at all, but my friend Ryan Estrada just posted this genius spam he just got:
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Post by Luke on Nov 7, 2008 6:06:04 GMT -5
I want Mr T to advertise my products and services. I just went to their site. Apparently Mr T has a business card that says "Next to God there is no better protector than I" and his graphic novel will address controversial "hot potato" real life issues. Man, sex offenses are a real hot potato!
I just got an email with the subject line, "Real Fish Sex". What does that tell you?
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Post by Luke on Nov 7, 2008 6:10:48 GMT -5
Double post but I just had a scan through the unreadable preview of the graphic novel. Mr T wears a pair of overalls AND a belt over the top. Now there's a guy that's pretty fucking paranoid about losing his pants.
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Post by Colossal Cockhole on Nov 7, 2008 6:48:21 GMT -5
Mr. T Fun Fact - Mr. T grew up in the projects of Chicago where there is only buildings, trash, people, and filth. after he became famous and started making money, he bought a fancy house on 12 acres of land on the north side of Chicago (a very rich and high society part of the city). Because of where he grew up, he was afraid of trees and nature, so he had the trees removed from all 12 acres, much to the annoyance of his neighbors. They didn't say or do anything until after he sold the house and moved because he was Mr. T and they were scared shitless of him.
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Post by toygeek on Nov 9, 2008 10:47:03 GMT -5
I've got a whole company's email filter that I can pilfer subject lines from. I'll get on that this week.
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Post by Luke on Nov 10, 2008 8:55:29 GMT -5
I just got "Subj: The Cattle Shed is Rocking Cause A slutwhore is fucking"
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Post by mladen on Nov 11, 2008 22:10:46 GMT -5
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